J. McDougall

59 Avenue Road, One Country, Earth

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Skills Profile

• Types really fast
• Good at spel cheking
• Master at communicating
• Gets along with EVERYBODY
• Good with money
• Can stand for long periods of time
• Can hold urine for hours

Education Profile

• 2006 Bachelor of Science from a well respected University on Earth
• 2002 High School graduate… voted “Most Likely to Succeed” and “Most Likely to Use Sex as a Weapon”

Employment History

• 2009 Currently working in the “Service Industry”
• 2008 (Tried Prostitution… after watching “Pretty Woman” and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” [J. Carey version] for the first time)
• 2007 “Research Assistant” for a Sperm Bank
• 2006 Telemarketer for a 900 number
• 2005 Assembly worker for an Auto company
• 2003 “Food Sorter”

Activities

• Long walks on the beach
• Walking my “dog”
• Eating baked potatoes
• Watching television
• Reading gossip magazines
• Learning how to sing like Jewel and Ricky Martin